Vegas baby......sucks!

Las Vegas sucks! It just does. It's loud constantly. It's fucking nuts. One of my favorite characters was a begger dressed up as a catholic priest....he wanted money and to touch our peepees. Ha! Anyway, still exhausted from the trip....BUT....Interbike was fun while I worked three days with Scalleycat title sponsor CHROME selling product and partying on our two story booth! DJ Nugz was spinnin' his shit and the party was on! Marc had a birthday so the Patron shots started at 9:30 am! To all those who came by and shared Chrome and Scalleycat love, THANKS!!!! And to our new Scalleycat sponsors as of Interbike, THANKS!!!! I'll post you guys up soon....and share more stories. Back to recovery.

DeF Wins

DeF: Coach says I have a good chance at this one...but I can't really talk right now. Coach says I gotta warm up.

Scalleycat.com supports spandex...only at the Floyd Landis Time Trial though...and occasionally we wear bibs as substitutes for wrestling outfits.

UCI Cat is Watching You Blood Dope

As you may of heard, Landis has been dethroned and another victory has been won for legitimate cycling! Hooray! Maybe we can go back to the good old days when the only doping mechanism was a thick port to ease the pain when you climbed the Pyrenees (and there'd be accent marks for you whiners out there if I could only figure out how to do them on this piece of shit PC). In any case dearies: I'll see you at the races this weekend and get ready for a Scalleycat mini-event in October. Time for one last BBQ before we all start busting out the tights and commence with freezing to death.

Get 'Em While They're HOT!

New Stickers! New Iron/Spray-ons! New everything to make the NUNS have dirty thoughts and all your wildest dreams come true!!! See PFE or DEF for yours today!!!!

Fall Equinox-Bot Bash '07

From the minds of Trevor and Steve! You will be terminated. Click the image to see the full size. I couldn't get it to fit since I'm retarded.

When: Friday Sept 21st 6:00pm
Where: John Mackay statue on the quad
Entry Fee: 4 Bucks
Prizes: The cold hard cash
Theme: Robots

Landis at SCALLEYCAT?

Scalleycat News caught up with Floyd Landis...

SCNews: So Landis, rumor has it Sheryl is great in the sack and you're going to make it to Scalleycat '08!? You boned Sheryl too right?
Landis: After hearing of America's newest event, Scalleycat, last spring my curiosity has been provoked. Speaking of Sheryl Crow, that 'Hookers & Blow' page for the race was hilarious! Of course I'll be in RENO for SC.
SCNews: Will you be in SF for the 12 hour event?
Landis: I have a scheduling conflict and will be unable to attend.
SCNews: What could possibly be more important?
Landis: Well, even into retirement, the UCI is still requiring me to take piss tests. And they are updating the tests constantly. I have to meet with my doctor 'cause he has a new form of EPO, but it's not really EPO it just...well, it mixes good with my PowerBar Energy Drink formulas.
SCNews: Oh, so you're still doping?
Lance: ....
SCNews: Is it true what the news says that you supposedly have the hots for Greg Lemond's "peepee"?
Lance: ....
SCNews: No really, we heard you called him and said something to that effect. Came up in court, you know?
Landis: ....
SCNews: Why all the awkward silence Landis? Sometimes we lay around during Scalleycat and give each other brojobs. It's not gay if you're a bro dude.
Landis: : Right, well, I was in a fraternity.
SCNews: Ha! The EPO has turned you gay! We'll see you at Scalleycat! Say something that a champion with his titles revoked because he cheated would say.
Landis: Can't wait boys! And for those two whimps who call themselves champs, you got something coming at you next year!
SCNews: OK, enough.....bye Lance.

For more on the LA interview go to Cyclingnews.com and check it all out.

We here at Scalleycat would like everyone to know that we have nothing but contempt at this current moment for professional cycling at that this interview is of course a satire. Greg Lemond and his recent actions has served to calm us and we offer him full support as not only fellow cyclists but also for his great character and honesty in calling out and bringing to light the corrupt nature of the majority of professional cyclists. Rock on Lemond. We'd also like to say that Landis is a joke and if they don't strip him of his jersey we'd like to do it ourselves. That is of course as long as he isn't all bulked up and super aggressive from all the 'roids he's been on. We'd hate to get hurt and not be able to ride every day which by the way is more important than winning Landis. Cheers princess.

The Landis Trial

True story: The REAL Landis Trial is September 22nd hosted by Bike Brothers & Co.! Time to load up on the epo? Hmmm. What I do know is that I can't wait for this race as it will definately be a blast! The Landis Trial is Floyd, Festina, Lance, and SCALLEYCAT endorsed! Be there! Rumor has it the '07 NACCC Skid Champ, Tyler Neff, will be present for autograph signing as well.
GOT EPO??!!

SCLLYCT Spottings....

Dorm rooms across the east are being decorated by Scalleycat wallpaper (not available at wal-mart!).
Boston is the most recent city with many SCLLYCT sightings. Dave Kam is reppin' hard and ridin' tough I hear. Sounds like the 'citement is brewing and spreading 'cross country! You east coasters best begin planning your exodus out west soon! March is right around the corner.

...just got off the phone with Chad and Nick up in Seattle. Those guys are just plain cool. Anyway, keep this on the DL...but SC might lay the smackdown on Seattle in summer of '08. Stay tuned!
Want Scalleycat in a town near you? Just contact these derilects! Workin' hard and always dressed to impress!

Hot Product!

We hope you all are going to be at Interbike '07 to see the latest and greatest bike crap! We also hope we can drink a beer together, check out the unvailings of new product from CHROME and friends, and drink another beer! At NACCC SF we came across a company, FABRIC HORSE that provided a great (seatbelt strap) u-lock holder! We love it! So, in the spirit of sweet, good looking product, grrr, check out the latest from Fabrichorse.com 'cause we think it's HOT! ....the u-lock holder that is.

700c Gear Inch Chart

If you are not American, multiply by 2.54 for your Centimeter gear inches.